Princess Cake for Princess Kylee

     My favorite tiny person turned 3 just last week, and her lovely mother Megan let me asked me to make the cake for the birthday party. Kylee is a princess, and of course must have a princess cake! I was very excited because I always wanted one of these growing up, so I get to live out my childhood fantasies through cake decorating. 

     Megan is a smart lady. She and Kylee picked out a Barbie with painted-on clothes and minimal hair to make my life a million times easier. If they had gotten a regular naked Barbie, this would have been a stripper cake instead of a princess cake. Also, I loved that it's Ballerina Cinderella, because the only thing cooler than princesses is ballerinas. 

Can you spot the 1970s couch in the background?

     The only downside to Ballerina Princess Plastic-clothes Barbie is that her legs are two miles long. I realized it was going to take a lot of cake to make a skirt that went all the way up to her waist. Four tiers it is then! For reference, each of the cake pans is 2 inches deep, and the pans are 8, 10, and 12 inches in diameter.

Can you spot the Portuguese souvenir?

     Next time you're baking a cake or brownies or what have you, do yourself a favor and line the pan with parchment paper. It's easier than greasing & flouring and the cake comes out so easily. You don't even have to line the sides of the pan!

For the myopic readers, that's 15 egg yolks and 7.5 cups of flour. 

     Making a giant four-tier cake means I got to do the only kind of math I'm good at: kitchen conversions! I even impressed myself by doing all of the math ahead of time and using a 3M Post-It right on the page to keep myself on track. 

     I made two and a half batches of cake batter, and honestly I could have bumped it up to 3 for good measure, except....                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          

Very clean, very mise en place...

 


 ....I didn't have a bowl big enough to mix it in! All of the dry ingredients pretty much filled my larges mixing bowl, and things got hilariously messy when i started mixing the wet ingredients in.

...hilariously messy. 

Before the magic

After the magic

  At this point, I decided the cake wasn't exciting enough yet, so I reserved part of the batter and colored it what I like to think of as "Aggressively Pink".  Making marbled cakes is super easy: drop spoon fulls of a different color or flavor of batter into your cake pans, swirl with a knife, and bake!

And then do the first round of dishes. 

Rounds two and three looked similar. 

                                   

A really sad fact of cake decorating life is what happens when you level a swirled cake. Leveling your layers is important because it gives you a) a flat cake and b) layers of equal height. Symmetry and evenness are things that please our brain, design-wise, so a lopsided cake would make you dislike me greatly. Cakes have a habit of rising more in the middle than on the edges because the edges cook faster (unless you use the Wilton strips), so you have to slice off the dome. When you make a swirled cake, the colored batter is added to the top of the cake....which rises up....and then gets cut off, effectively ruining the swirls. How to avoid this: 

make sure you are poking the knife all the way to the bottom of the pan when you are swirling, or have the forethought to put some colored batter on the bottom of the pan before you add your regular batter. 

 At this point I made some simple vanilla frosting to be glue. Seriously guys, frosting is just cake glue in this instance. Also, I'm out of vanilla.

Boring picture of layers being stacked

Exciting picture of Barbie waiting for her dress fitting

                                                                                                                                                                 

Action shot!

 The next day!

    I wanted to try making my own fondant, because store-bought fondant is expensive and tastes vaguely like plastic. Pinterest told me that marshmallow fondant is crazy easy and cheap and delcious, so I gave it the old college try. Also, any excuse to use the stand mixer, am I right? 

Action shot! Look at those horsepowers

    I failed to take a picture of Step One, which is melting some marshmallows with water in the microwave, stirring frequently to basically make Marshmallow Fluff. Step two, mix the marshmallow goo with powdered sugar using your dough hook. Step three....use the fondant you just made, cause you're done. Aside from how easy it was to make, it was so easy to knead! Fun fact, I hate kneading. The less I have to do, the better. It was already soft enough to start mixing my color in, no need (ha!) to work it out of its boxy I've-been-on-a-shelf-for-three-months shape!

I stacked the layers the night before and the the unfrosted cake chill in the refrigerator both to preserve its freshness and to make it easier to carve. After leveling the layers, my cake was a little shorter than I needed it to be so I built up the top using the leftover cake that had been cut off while leveling. Protip: don't throw out cake scraps, they come in handy later. Then, I rounded off the edges of the layers to make something that could be construed as skirt-shaped. I managed to shove Babs in at a slight angle, so she's kind of got a front bustle.

I covered the cake with frosting cake glue to give the fondant something to stick to.

 I rolled out the fondant using the extremely useful measuring guides on my rolling mat. 

 It got a little complicated when I went to apply the fondant to the cake. I've never applied fondant to a cake with a protrusion before, and the traditional fondant application method is to roll it onto your rolling pin and use the rolling pin to drape it over your cake. Having a doll sticking out of your cake would get in the way of that. After a couple of mishaps, I cut semicircles from the fondant and made sort of a pincer attack.

See that? That's intentional design elements right there. Definitely not trial and error. 

  In an effort to match the design of the bodice and to cover some unsightly fondant seams, I made ruffles down the sides of the skirt. I like ruffles. 

My new trick for filling piping bags: hang them from a straw. 

 Enter the pink frosting to add the finishing touches, and voila! Princess cake with a lady in it!

I took special care to mirror the pattern on the bodice, because I'm insane like that. 

I am so proud of how the cake turned out, and how much Kylee loved it! By chance she had picked out a sparkly blue dress (not unlike that of the original Cinderella) to wear to her party, so the cake matched her outfit. What more could a girl ask for than food that coordinates with her clothes?