So many things went wrong with this cake that I wasn't going to blog about it, but we should learn from our mistakes, right? The night of the Super Bowl this monstrosity happened. Let's dive in.
I promised Sheletha a turtle cake for her birthday. I was feeling lazy, so I bought a box of cake mix and a jar of caramel topping. I should have also bought a can of frosting, because I was too lazy to make buttercream to go on the cake before the fondant. Somehow I thought it would be a good idea to pour caramel on the cake instead. Fun fact: all that exposed cake you see in the picture? Yeah, the fondant didn't stick to that. All that oozing caramel running down the sides? Kept on oozing under the fondant.
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Turtle cake = chocolate cake + nuts + caramel |
I wanted to take
this nail polish tutorial to make a nebula design and try to recreate it on cake. I thought hey, I'll get some black fondant and do some sponge painting with frosting and it will look awesome!
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Just think about how much food coloring is in that. All the food coloring, that's how much. |
Needless to say, it did not look awesome. First, I was using makeup sponges which were much too small for my task. I should have gotten regular cleaning sponges, or even better, natural sponges. They would have given me a much better "paint" distribution instead of just smudges all over. Second, the brushes I got in my student kits...well, they suck. I need something with a finer tip and less crappy bristles to be able to paint a star that actually has points. About the only thing that looked good was the pearl dust glitter.
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That's totally what outer space looks like. Totally. |
Not being one to waste food, I brought the cake to work anyway. Ugly cake still tastes good, right? That is, until your cake carrier pops open and the cake falls in the snow. -_-